Coincidence? Absolutely not.
Even though men have more accidents than women, display riskier behaviors behind the wheel and account for more driving citations, I am absolutely positive men are better drivers, and I will race anyone from my house to the hobo camp in White Oak and back to prove it.
And what is Bruce thinking with this whole sex change anyway?
Being a dude is awesome. Everywhere I go people just assume I know what I’m doing. Strangers solicit advice at the hardware store and people at the bank ask what I think about the stock market, and I dutifully give my answers.
Do I know what I talking about? Fuck no. I haven’t read a book in years, and I spend my free time killing my remaining brain cells with cheap liquor and homemade beer. But the point is people trust a man, and living a life where you’re never second-guessed and always assumed to be in control is awesome.
The way I see it, being born a man isn’t a gift – It’s a reward. I’ve lived dozens of past lives to work my way up to this point, and I’ll be goddamned if I’d squander it by going back down the ladder to become a woman.
I guess the one exception would be if I could be a super-hot Asian chick because they’re just amazing.