rick All men love porn, but most of us don’t make it. We consume it, but we’d never go to the trouble of corralling, delousing and directing the cavalcade of skanks that make up the back-bone of the industry.

Instead, we just sit in our chairs and dream how awesome it would be to run a site like casting couch, but the truth is that porn is a disgusting, demeaning and soul-crushing business and only a select few sociopaths are equipped with the mental and physical tools to succeed.

And these lunatics have effectively made the porn industry in their warped image. Gang-bangs, bestiality, granny-slams and jizz-baths have somehow become normal but goddamn it, they’re not, and I hate the fact that I’ve watched so much of this crap I can’t even get aroused without a midget, amputee or crack whore in the mix.

And it isn’t just porn. In large part, the entire modern world has been shaped by psychopaths.

Lunatics like Genghis Khan, Atilla the Hun and Stalin had profound impacts on the world stage, and even our economy owes its success to wealth obsessed men like Rockefeller, Carnegie and Morgan who spent every waking moment trying to find ways to fuck their employees and line their own pockets.

The sad truth is that without these people, we would still be living in tribes and banging two rocks together to make fire.

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