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gross England’s public health system is catching heat for paying over $7,000 so Josie Cunningham could increase her cup size from a 32A to a 36DD. Ms. Cunningham allegedly told doctors that having a flat chest caused her emotional distress, and the procedure was covered to improve her psychological health.

In an interview with the Sun, Josie later admitted that she wasn’t actually stressed at all, and her plan was to lie to get giant jugs so she could leave her two kids with her parents and head to London to be a model. She said, “I want the world to see the new me and want money and fame. . .”

Predictably, taxpayers are upset this woman duped the system, but try to look at it from her perspective. She seems borderline retarded, and I’ve seen tranny hookers in downtown D.C. with hotter faces.

Seriously, check out how she’s spending her time, and this is a direct quote: “I’ve even started to collect Louis Vuitton handbags and have ordered a chihuahua puppy. The sky’s the limit now I’ve got my new boobs — and I can’t thank the NHS enough for giving them to me.”

I actually feel bad for this mutant because she’s so goddamned delusional and dumb, and as much as I hate government waste, I’d give her a pass on this.

Her face is going to prevent that modeling dream of hers, but at least now she can have a new dream. And dancing the morning shift at the strip bar near the airport still pays better than being a checkout girl, right?