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disney wtf My neighbor is a bit of a handyman, and he’s also a bit of a hopeless alcoholic, so there are always loose boards, cinderblocks and other fun shit littered around his yard.

It used to bother me, but now I realize when my wife inevitably divorces me, she’ll get the house, so she can deal with the resale problems caused by his dumpster of a yard.

In the meantime, all the neighborhood kids use the place as a handy source of raw materials for skate ramps and bike jumps, and since kids are morons, they’ll usually just build them right in the middle of the street in front of his house.

As I was sitting on my porch smoking a cigar Sunday morning, a few of the local urchins showed up and started using bricks and plywood to make a ramp. After it was done, they took turns using it, and it wasn’t long before one kid rode a wheelie straight onto his back and started screaming that he broke his arm.

I was about to walk away in disgust when one of the other kids called him a faggot, while a third straddled him and pretended to teabag him.

I’m not sure how to describe the emotion I felt, but if I had to give it a word, it would have been contentment.

I constantly worry the endless stream of left-wing propaganda is going to corrupt our youth and turn us into a nation of Frenchmen, but what I saw today rekindled my faith.

You’re going to be ok America.

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