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I am not a terribly religious man. I believe in God and Jesus, but temperamentally, I agree more with Satan’s politics. Unfortunately, you can’t really turn to Satan in a jam, so when times get tough you have to drop to your knees and pray. Since God and Jesus have heard all of this before, I decided to mix things up a bit and pray directly to Tim Tebow.

I’ve been having a bad bit of luck gambling lately, and this hasn’t been helped by Tebow and the Broncos failing to cover the spread FOUR STRAIGHT TIMES! Finding myself a few grand in the hole, I decided to roll the dice one more time. The Broncos were nine-point underdogs against Pittsburgh this week, and I loved them to cover here.

Hallelujah, Hallelujah! St. Tebow heard my prayers. Win or lose, the spread was covered before overtime, and my knees will remain unbroken for another magical week.

Bless you Tim Tebow. I will never blaspheme against you again.