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Dildo Morons in Pakistan rang in the New Year by killing seven aid workers who were committing the unconscionable crime of trying to make sure Pakistan’s children were vaccinated against infectious diseases.

Authorities say the shootings were just the latest in a string of assassinations targeting polio vaccination workers, and many of those who have been killed are young women earning about $2 a day. Many militants are still angry the U.S. used a polio vaccination drive as cover to find Osama Bin Laden and these attacks are seen as both revenge for the Bin Laden raid and because many still suspect aid agencies are spying for western governments.

Al Qaeda has denied any involvement in the killings, but the terrorist group has repeatedly denounced vaccinations as a plot to sterilize Muslims.

Well if we’re sterilizing Muslims, we’re doing a piss-poor job of it. Pakistan has a population over 176 million, and that number has quadrupled since 1960. The more I think about it, why in the hell aren’t we using vaccinations to sterilize these medieval lunatics?  Seems more reasonable than sending food aid to make more of them.

Even if aid agencies are just a front for espionage, I think I’d just accept that as the price for not watching children die or be crippled by preventable diseases. Then again, maybe that’s just me.

On the bright side, at least it’s not like Pakistan has the world’s fastest growing nuclear weapons arsenal. What? They do. The 100 nukes they have now are expected to double in the next ten years. Well that’s just fantastic. Too bad they’re so far from Israel and don’t have any oil. Otherwise, we’d be on those WMDs faster than you can say Jihad.