Lead salesperson Marc Bishop explains. “We saw this breeder walk in, and when he asked about the Forester, we figured he was looking for something for his lesbian daughter. I did think it was a bit odd that he asked me it was a good car ‘to pick up chicks,’ but I just assumed he was comfortable with her lifestyle and he wanted her to be happy.”
When the customer asked if the vehicle was “hip” and if it “was something a soccer mom would like” a light went off in Mr. Bishop’s brain.
“Holy shit. This guy isn’t buying it for his lesbo kid. He’s having a mid-life crisis, and he’s buying it for himself.”
At this point Mr. Bishop decided this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, and he had to have some fun with it.
“I remember him laughing when I told him only a can of tuna would attract more pussy than this hot little number. And for a second I did think I went too far when I offered to throw in both the upgraded speaker package and the complete Melissa Etheridge box set, but he didn’t even miss a beat.”
The unidentified man reportedly paid the full MSRP because he was “in a hurry to hit the town,” but he did happily wait as the staff put the customary rainbow sticker on the bumper because like he said, “women love rainbows.”