No one epitomizes the old adage of “When life gives you lemons, you throw a lemon party” quite like the British. In fact, I would sum up all of British history by saying they’re the finest at making the best out of a bad situation.
The live on a squalid, rain-soaked little island, and they found a way to harness its coal and iron reserves to build an Empire made up of far warmer and better places.
Their largest neighbor is absolutely infested with French people, so they established colonies across the globe with the simple but noble idea that no man should have to live in close proximity to a Frenchie.
And as study after study has painfully acknowledged, British women are the least attractive in the world, and it’s no wonder that homosexuality is known as “the British disease.”
In the old days, if you wanted to actually enjoy sex in that sunless land, you had to first visit one of their many pubs. People may joke the Irish are drunks, but that’s just because they’re silly drunks who like to make a scene. In actuality, no one swallows alcohol by the gallon in quiet desperation quite like a Brit.
But, things are looking up, because Matt McMullen, the CEO of RealDoll, recently announced during an AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit that his company is working on actual robotic hookers and is creating an Artificial Intelligence that can either be connected to a robotic doll or experienced in a Virtual Reality environment.
It’s speculated that these dolls with be eagerly adopted by sex tourism spots like The Netherlands and Thailand, but I promise you that no one will get on board quicker than the Brits and in 15 years, English Robo-brothels will replace the iconic red telephone boxes and Big Ben as symbols of that long-suffering nation.