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cartman faithFor some unknown reason, racist has become the worst thing to you can call someone in today’s society. If it came down to being called fat, stupid or racist, most people would choose fat and/or stupid, and that amazes me.

As long as no dangerous minorities are around, racism is almost always hilarious.

It used to be you had to actually hate other races to be considered racist, but not anymore. Now, if you fail to regurgitate the appropriate left-wing drivel with enough faith, you can get labeled with the term.

The latest sacrificial victim is fat Southern chef Paula Deen. Supposedly she said a non-pc term thirty years ago after getting robbed at gunpoint by a black guy, but the loony left is surprisingly intolerant when thought-crimes are committed.

We’re getting to the point where the term racist has no degrees. If you make a black joke or hunt Guatemalans for sport on a private game reserve, you’re still a racist. That’s why I think it actually makes sense to be as racist as you can be.

People get into trouble because everyone is always trying to be more politically correct than the next guy, but it’s a no-win situation. It’s like a religion now, and no matter how hard you try, there will always be some holier-than-thou prick accusing you of racial blasphemy.