The big boys like Match, Zoosk and eHarmony have millions of members, but what if the mainstream isn’t exactly your stream? Let’s say you have strange interests that make it difficult for you to meet your special someone. Well, you’re in luck because Al Gore invented the Internet, and it’s yet to meet a niche it won’t happily fill.
Are you an English “toyboy” trying to find a granny “for casual dating and no strings attached fun?” Well, today’s your lucky day. According to the good people at www.grannydate.co.uk there are plenty of wrinkled old prunes just waiting to take out their dentures and show you a gummy good time.
Does the idea of trying to manage half a dozen women at once sound interesting? It sounds like an absolute nightmare to me, but according to the weirdos who run www.polymatchmaker.com, they can make that happen.
Does dating someone doing hard time appeal to you? You probably want to log onto www.meet-an-inmate.com. The absolute best part about that site is the giant disclaimer at the bottom that says they’re not responsible for any injuries or damage which might occur as a result of using their service. Who knew dating a hardened con would have a down-side.
I’m sure this surprises no one, but my absolute favorite niche site is www.datealittle.com. These guys claim to have the largest dwarf dating site on the web, but unfortunately it seems to focus on real relationships. I’ve searched high and low, but there doesn’t appear to be a site for guys who just want to bang a midget. Maybe I should start one. I think I’ll call it Munchkin Hunt.