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waters Gay rights advocates and other assorted pain-in-the ass pressure groups are throwing hissy fits because the Fountain-Fort Carson School District in Colorado decided in December that a male first-grader would not be allowed to use the girls’ bathroom.

According to the boy’s mother, little Coy has identified as a girl since he could first express himself, and for some reason, her and her husband decided not to try to beat the behavior out of him. Instead, they not only encouraged it but demanded other people play along, too.

A part of me understands Coy’s plight and just the other week I tried to explain to the Fredericksburg Police Department that I, too, was transgendered, and that’s why I was hanging out in the women’s bathroom at the bus station. Unfortunately, they seized my camera and phone and locked me up like I was some kind of damned criminal.

Hopefully, my lawsuit will teach those intolerant pigs a lesson and I’ll be back to filming women as they pee before you know it.

On a purely practical level, the parents of this kid should be breathing a sigh of relief that someone is looking out for his welfare. First graders may tolerate a boy who dresses as a girl, but someone better nip this nonsense in the bud before it’s too late.

As a parent, I can assure you kids are vicious little animals constantly probing their parents and peers for weaknesses. That’s how the adolescent pecking order is created. And trust me, you don’t want to be some little proto-fruit wearing a dress and panties in that environment.

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