train wreck

I look at an amazing amount of granny porn. A truly bewildering amount.  Some have even gone so far as to described it as borderline pathological, but after two hours a day, every single fucking day, of turkey-necks, shriveled clams and droopy heavy hangers, I feel I’m a bit of an expert here, and I can say one thing with absolute metaphysical certainty:

Caitlyn Jenner is not beautiful, fabulous, amazing or whatever stupid other adjective the liberal media is using to further their little agenda.

S/he is a 65-year-old man in a push-up bra and lipstick, who even with professional make-up artists, wardrobe attendants and soft light looks little better than the freaks I get off Backpage to choke me while I jerk it to old issues of Cat Fancy.

Unlike some of my less cultured peers, I don’t have a problem with the fact that Bruce Jenner still has a dick. Lord God in heaven bestowed that unto him, as he did to all men, as a reward, and it would be blasphemous for him to cut it off.

But come back to earth people and admit that Bruce looks terrible.

And while we’re having a dose of reality here, get the goddamned lingo straight. BRUCE/CAITLYN JENNER IS NOT A WOMAN! He is a pre-op tranny granny, which is a whole different, and some would say grossly under-represented porn category.

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