Of all the holidays I’ve made up when drunk, “Take A Liberal To The Ghetto Day” is far and away my favorite, and the best part is you can celebrate it any day of the year.
All you need is a car and
any random MSNBC host a pampered white twat who always pulls the race card.
You probably know someone like that. It doesn’t matter if you’re discussing politics, music or sports; every single person on the planet who disagrees with them is secretly motivated by racism, and these self-appointed guardians of political correctness are ever vigilant to stamp it out.
Well, they don’t know it yet, but they’re in for a treat. They’ll finally be able to step out of their safe online bubble and take their message to the masses.
Your plan should be to take them to a fake event near a bad area, and then “accidentally” drive into this area.
At some point you’re going to pretend you have a flat tire to get them out of the car so you can speed away, but don’t rush it. You want to find the perfect spot to make this as fun and educational as possible.
Ideally, you’re looking for a block that has at least one grown man on a kid’s bike and some guys on a porch drinking and/or smoking. Any street with a Church’s chicken will also work.
While driving away also make sure to shout something that’s actually racist out the car window so everyone nearby can hear it. That way the resulting object lesson will really drive home the difference for your friend.