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beautiful1 Good God, would you just look at that angel getting her measurements taken. I could just picture her and me in a romantic, secluded cabin high in the mountains. As I lit the candles and chilled the bubbly, she would groggily regain consciousness and ask how she got there. It would truly be an unforgettable night.

On an related note, it seems all that propaganda from the bra industry is nonsense because a 15-year study from France has proven that not only do bras not prevent back pain, but regular wearing actually causes what physicians call “saggy granny boobs.”

The lead researcher, Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, a sports science expert from the University of Besançon in eastern France, spent over a decade systematically measuring women’s breasts.  His study found that women experienced a 7mm lift in their nipples each year they didn’t wear a bra. They also developed firmer breasts and saw their stretch marks fade.

Scientists speculate that those nasty cotton shackles prevented the growth of healthy breast tissue, leaving the breasts to wither, droop and degrade more quickly.

You hear that, ladies? When you’re getting dressed tomorrow, feel free to skip the bra. You’ll be amazed at how much better you feel and how much more attention you get. If you look really good, some guy might even sweep you off your feet and take you on a romantic trip to a cabin in the mountains.