But yesterday was different.
The Real Doll line of sex dolls has been around since the 90s, and they’ve never really interested me. If I wanted to bang a syphilitic piece of silicone, I’d hit on my sister-in-law.
However, I’ve changed my tune now that I know that for the right price, the Real Doll Company will build a sex doll that looks like anybody.
If I was rich, I would never get tired of this. I might even start a website that combined my love of politics, foreign affairs and porn.
I would create a Real Doll of a famous politician or world leader, and after covering a hot-button topic affecting the globe, I would rail the living shit out of that doll.
Without a doubt my first installment would include House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. She is already more plastic than flesh at this point, and that plastered-on smile and those cold dead eyes are just begging for the Real Doll treatment.