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Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary, and Indigo Girls fan, Janet Napolitano, announced late last year that DHS was partnering with Walmart in the fight against terror.  I was reminded of that partnership this week when I was in the Walmart check-out line and had to sit through three showings of an Orwellian DHS video.  The basic idea is you’re supposed to report any suspicious terrorist activity to your local Walmart manager.

Are you serious?  You want me to report suspicious activity to a Walmart manager?  The same guy who can’t seem to grasp the concept that a clip-on tie and polo shirt don’t really work together is going to keep our great nation safe?

I might actually try this.  The next time I get an email threatening me for something I wrote on this site, I’m going to Walmart and telling a manager.  I might also pick up some tube socks and jean shorts. You know, for the ladies.